How to shamelessly cash in on a popular gaming series

Well, one method, anyway.

Yes, these peripherals were actually released to coincide with the release of Twilight Princess and the Nintendo Wii, priced at $29.99. Even I, the guy who'd probably bid on an auction for a stick with the word 'Zelda' carved on it (and spelt wrong), didn't buy these. If reading this blog only ever teaches you one thing, let it be this - Never buy this useless, cheap crap.

This has been a public service announcement on behalf of 231, funded by the Society Against Crap Companies Releasing Even Crappier Crap To Cash In On Popular Stuff (SACCRECCTCIOPS).