Best. Cosplay. Props. Ever.

Has anyone got a spare... $lots? These things look the part and apparently act the part, too:

This shield is multi-purpose! It can be mounted on the wall, worn on your arm, and can even hold a sword while wall mounted for the ultimate display! Full size, the thickness ranges from 1/2 to 1 inch while remaining light and maneuverable. Includes mounting chain, arm band, and handle.

Yes, but can it repel a projectile from an Octorok?

And of the sword...
Additional features:
* Large and loaded with detail.
* Seal engraved on the blade.
* 440 Stainless Steel Blade.
* Not suitable for children, this is an adult sword collectible.

So if you give it to your little brother, expect to have his soul trapped inside it for seven years.

If you're unfairly rich, you can buy 'em here and here.